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If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
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The widest thing in the universe is not space, it is the potential capacity...
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The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having...
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A nuclear power plant is infinently safer than eating, because 300 people choke to...
Quote #13566
The outward freedom that we shall attain will only be in exact proportion to...
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Where you end up isn’t the most important thing. It’s the road you take...
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An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...