Quote #27912
I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Quote #2141
Bibo, ergo sum. – I drink, therefore I am
Quote #4927
Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the dogs of war.
Quote #3780
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.
Quote #5627
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for...
Quote #747
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims...
Quote #27723
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
Quote #14047
Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #23963
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder,...