Quote #5126
I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week…to...
Quote #22660
A man’s first care should be to avoid the reproaches of his own heart,...
Quote #32711
To establish true self-esteem we must concentrate on our successes and forget about the...
Quote #1288
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #33256
All men think all men are mortal but themselves.
Quote #1326
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Quote #8109
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #5349
They say the sun never sets over the British Empire, but it rises every...
Quote #3410
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct or...