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I loathe the expression What makes him tick. It is the American mind, looking...
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No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great...
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They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
Quote #25038
I married beneath me. All women do.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
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Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
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Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of...