Quote #19228
Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #33038
There is a time for departure even when there’s no certain place to go.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #8170
The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.
Quote #1060
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
Quote #9782
Trade-offs have been with us ever since the late unpleasantness in the Garden of...
Quote #8783
Its embarrassing, you try to overthrow the government and you wind up on a...
Quote #17797
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Quote #18866
Something unknown is doing we don’t know what.