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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
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Those who can command themselves command others.
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
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Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.
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He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
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We must change in order to survive.
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I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.