Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #11200
A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
Quote #32255
Listen to your heart, because in the end it is your heart that matters.
Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #7445
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
Quote #32342
(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
Quote #32785
Happiness is not in having being it is in doing.
Quote #4847
I would fain die a dry death.
Quote #18834
As one’s gifts increase, his friends decrease.
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...