Quote #21777
Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #29723
Inside each and every one of us is a person that no one knows....
Quote #20407
That government is best which governs least. – from Civil Disobedience
Quote #28683
We have ignored cultural literacy in thinking about education … We ignore the air...
Quote #30575
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Quote #20442
None can be an impartial or wise observer of human life but from the...
Quote #16136
Men are punished by their sins, not for them.