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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
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The season of failure is the best time for sowing the seeds of success.
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Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to...
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Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist the strongest batteries; and though, perhaps, somethimes the...
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If a man withdraws his mind from the love of beauty, and applies it...
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If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don’t hoard...