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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who decided to stand...
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You think a man is a man cause he wears team colors and guzzles...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
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Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
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No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
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Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off...
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All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of Berlin. And therefore, as...
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The recipe for perpetual ignorance is: be satisfied with your opinions and content with...
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...