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I endeavor to be wise when I cannot be merry, easy when I cannot...
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He that jokes confesses.
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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude...
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
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A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties...
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False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in...