George Burns Quote #1299 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Mother Teresa, in her Nobel lecture Quote #5530 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when...
Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl Quote #16494 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
Albert Einstein Quote #24252 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain...
H.S. Thompson Quote #308 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Edward De Bono Quote #6068 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
George Bernard Shaw Quote #10160 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Marian Wright Edelman Quote #27352 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28249 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28247 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...