Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when...
Quote #16494
Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you...
Quote #24252
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain...
Quote #308
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing...
Quote #6068
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Quote #10160
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #27352
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big...
Quote #28249
Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
Quote #28247
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...