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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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Words learned by rote a parrot may rehearse; but talking is not always to...
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
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When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.
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Wise sayings often fall on barren ground; but a kind word is never thrown...