Quote #26681
To be poor and independent is very nearly an impossibility.
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #11461
Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of...
Quote #32655
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.
Quote #28578
We are a people who do not want to keep much of the past...
Quote #5728
Focus on remedies, not faults.
Quote #14628
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
Quote #28356
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
Quote #20936
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #2736
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.