Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will...
Quote #30266
There is no longer a way out of our present situation except by forging...
Quote #33734
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Quote #25615
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about...
Quote #2485
I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber...
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #8564
Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime,...
Quote #2598
The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
Quote #17569
Winning is not a sometime thing it’s an all time thing. You don’t win...