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I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...
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He who has never hoped can never despair.
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If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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Civilization has been thrust upon me… and it has not added one whit to...
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Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #25999
The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.
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No other job in the world could possibly dispossess one so completely as this...
Quote #34900
The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with...
Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...