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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
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It’s cabin fever season people, that time of year when four walls feel like...
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The safest road to hell is the gradual one-the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without...
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To bemoan the messiness of politics is not just a folly it betrays a...
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
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I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my...
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
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The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other...