Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #6260
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
Quote #30151
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
Quote #22151
In every affair consider what precedes and what follows, and then undertake it.
Quote #21300
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined...
Quote #8301
I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.
Quote #32555
If you do, it’s too little. Just being will do.
Quote #3621
Man has made use of his intelligence, he invented stupidity.
Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Quote #6203
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who...