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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
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If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
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If you do nothing unexpected, nothing unexpected happens.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than...
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So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake...
Quote #16118
No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great...