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I don’t mean he missed him, but he just didn’t get him when he...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
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Ask a lot, but take what is offered.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up...
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The basis of a democratic state is liberty.
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What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared.
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The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how...