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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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It has been said that God’s gift is also indescribable because of the grace...
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The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all...
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Difference of opinion is helpful in religion.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make...
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Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.