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I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his...
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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
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Oregano is the spice of life.
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It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
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It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to...
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Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where...