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I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
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I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at...
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Do just once what others say you can’t do, and you will never pay...
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The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
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A man who does not know foreign language is ignorant of his own.
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In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after...
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Don?t go chasin? waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you?re...
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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned...
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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.