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People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is...
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You spend all your life trying to do something they put people in asylums...
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Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every...
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Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
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Nothing so conclusively proves a man’s ability to lead others as what he does...