Quote #20973
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #17098
Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
Quote #25057
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself ‘the last thing you...
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #10734
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Quote #3284
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
Quote #17195
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
Quote #26967
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in...
Quote #34891
You can make those promises with just as much passion the second time around....