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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
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Lead the life that will make you kindly and friendly to everyone about you,...
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Public speaking is very easy.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
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The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of...
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In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The...
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It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...