Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #33717
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #5102
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Quote #28363
What am I afraid of I’ll tell you a feather. that’s right, a feather....
Quote #6041
We compound our suffering by victimizing each other.
Quote #15561
What nature delivers to us is never stale. Because what nature creates has eternity...
Quote #829
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #10530
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #24335
Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.