Quote #17469
The wheel of fortune turns round incessantly, and who can say to himself, I...
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #33592
Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don’t.
Quote #33800
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #29772
If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better...
Quote #25513
Ninety-nine percent of this game is half mental.
Quote #33156
A person determined never to be wrong won’t likely accomplish much.
Quote #26517
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #18518
I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking...