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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
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Beware how you take away hope from another human being.
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Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the...
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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.