Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #9231
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #8518
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
Quote #13337
The purpose of most computer languages is to lengthen your resume by a word...
Quote #22100
It is new fancy rathert than taste which produces so many new fashions.
Quote #22481
I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
Quote #28400
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #11623
I have no life, just e-mail.
Quote #31682
There is a tricycle in man. He knows, he feels and acts. He has...