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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
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Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you...
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Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs.
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Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
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There isnothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water...
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How sweet it would be to treat men and things, for an hour, for...
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The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
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I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant’s faithful,...
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
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Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...