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There are a lot of men who are healthier at age fifty then they...
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Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep...
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
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Grant us a brief delay impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #4075
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.