Quote #19919
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
Quote #27192
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’...
Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #19824
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #28852
Contests allow no excuses, no more do friendships.
Quote #12045
The tree of Liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the...
Quote #10733
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
Quote #11201
A half-truth is a whole lie.