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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don’t always...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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Virtue is its own reward. There’s a pleasure in doing good which sufficiently pays...
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
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Death: To stop sinning suddenly.
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The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them...
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Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with...