Quote #16500
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.
Quote #28119
Some people talk because they think sound is more manageable than silence.
Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #29840
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...
Quote #26662
The unfit die — the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so...
Quote #23164
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #23353
Some say it will bring war to the heavens, but its purpose is to...
Quote #23953
There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch.
Quote #7781
Be great in act, as you have been in thought.