Quote #664
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #20302
Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad.
Quote #25653
I never said I had no idea about most of the things you said...
Quote #24036
If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years...
Quote #5455
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #30905
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #10474
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no...
Quote #16811
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...