Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
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Dig where the gold is?unless you just need some exercise.
Quote #2070
There is no free lunch.
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What we play is life.
Quote #31456
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The...
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #24310
A brother is a friend given by Nature.
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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing — and...
Quote #5220
Give a man a fire and keep him warm for a day. Light a...