Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #29011
The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens...
Quote #17732
Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
Quote #13350
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling...
Quote #7798
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #7502
Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
Quote #6094
There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #469
My father was often angry when I was most like him.
Quote #23005
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.