Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.
Quote #28561
If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
Quote #21416
When one door of happiness closes, another opens but often we look so long...
Quote #5333
Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it....
Quote #17737
It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased...
Quote #4763
The postman always rings twice.
Quote #8035
A promise made is a debt unpaid.
Quote #26567
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #13118
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...