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Half of the American people never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President....
Quote #9427
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
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The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of...
Quote #4721
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original...
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #7737
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so...
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The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which...
Quote #10868
The secret to life is that there is no secret.
Quote #10593
To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.