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No gray hairs streak my soul, no grandfatherly fondness there I shake the world...
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.
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What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for...
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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
Quote #23023
Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to...