Quote #32030
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #1630
Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.
Quote #25244
One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
Quote #19930
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things...
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It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.
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The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
Quote #7567
Tis the good reader that makes the good book.
Quote #18764
All that spirits desire, spirits attain.
Quote #622
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...