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I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Of children as of procreation – the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense...
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Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
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I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand...