Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in...
Quote #15783
In prosperity prepare for a change; in adversity hope for one.
Quote #31194
The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well.
Quote #30457
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.
Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #19461
Pyro You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news –...
Quote #10281
When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad....
Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
Quote #3645
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...