Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Quote #23778
I have not failed. Ive just found 10,000 ways that dont work.
Quote #34811
People always call it luck when you’ve acted more sensibly than they have.
Quote #13421
Philanthropic people lose all sense of Humanity, it is their distinguishing characteristic.
Quote #399
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.
Quote #24606
The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those...
Quote #30345
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Quote #1369
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
Quote #24665
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in...