Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #6791
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Quote #10704
It is good for a man to eat thistles and to remember that he...
Quote #34176
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the...
Quote #8006
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #28235
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #18203
Capitalism needs to function like a game of tug-of-war. Two opposing sides need to...
Quote #3876
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.