Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #4173
Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Quote #27811
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #10303
Agnosticism simply means that a man shall not say he knows or believes that...
Quote #2439
The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one...
Quote #3822
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #31079
I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear,...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...