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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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That’s the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home....
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Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.
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My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them
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If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
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On a good day, I view the job of president as directing an orchestra....
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If we did all the things we were capable of doing, We would literally...
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I am not sure I am willing to do what it takes to become...
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Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never...