Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #18288
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #10965
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
Quote #28248
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Quote #19305
The mind of man is capable of anything–because everything is in it, all the...
Quote #24550
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #20752
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #21436
One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #5146
New Jersey needs a hero. Bon Jovi does not count.