Quote #30053
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
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You couldn’t be that good and not know it, somewhere in your secret heart,...
Quote #34297
Beware the pull on your heartstrings — it’s often the pursestrings that are actually...
Quote #25152
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #13907
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill...
Quote #10319
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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One’s friends are that part of the human race with which one can be...
Quote #25546
Take a note of that his Lordship says he will turn it over in...
Quote #31010
As soon as laws are necessary for men, they are no longer fit for...